Oh man I'm so pumped about this hot date I'm going on. I met her down at the Manhole where I was feverishly praying for Allah to smite the various infidels there. Remember guys, Allah has gotten me into more pants than a handful of roofies.
She was totally hot too. Nice miniskirt, fishnets stockings. And she was all into Middle Eastern cultures, so you know I had to get my game on. And she works over at Indian Point, so that's an even bigger bonus! Yeah dude, you know Mahmoud is getting his freak on tonight. You better be ready, Thelma Rosenstein, I'm about to rock your world.
Mahmoud out.
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